We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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