Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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