We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
