they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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