i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Threesome in a minivan. New low
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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