i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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