She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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