I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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