I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Found your dick twin last night
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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