so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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