You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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