Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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