I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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