This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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