My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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