Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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