so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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