WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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