Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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