normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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