I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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