Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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