bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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