I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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