Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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