He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
