I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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