"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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