Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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