things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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