Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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