I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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