That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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