U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
now i know why i became what i already was.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
not ubering you a puppy
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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