I'm jealous of your bromance
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
We are all done wearing pants today
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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