He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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