I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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