ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Even my vagina gasped.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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