So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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