Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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