There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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