He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Randomize
