people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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