Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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