The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
So much rum. So many feels.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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