I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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