that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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