I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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