But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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