Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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